Santa Claus is coming to town, but don’t worry kids … there’s no coronavirus in his sack of goodies — Dr. Anthony Fauci says the jolly guy is immune to COVID!!!!
The good doc is coming through with a dash of good news ahead of Christmas, telling USA Today Santa has “innate immunity” from COVID-19.
You might think Santa would be at a higher risk for COVID because he’s pretty old and overweight … but Fauci’s giving him the all-clear to travel the globe in the pandemic.
So, put out those cookies and a warm glass of milk … Fauci says “Santa is not going to be spreading infections to anybody.” No word if those reindeer have herd immunity … but ya gotta imagine.
BTW … Can’t ya just hear parents around the world? Thanks a lot Fauci! Now we still gotta go shopping.