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A Nebraska man had a helluva pitch for his local City Council leaders — making no bones about the fact that so-called “boneless” chicken wings are the scourge of society.
This is a real thing that recently went down in Lincoln, NE — where a well-to-do citizen, Andrew Christensen, got up during the public comment section to air his grievances about this widespread problem that he felt was ruining a way of life for Americans.
At first, it sounds like he’s talking about a major social issue — like LGBT rights, racism or something — but instead, he pivots to poultry … as in chicken wings. Watch for yourself.
The man gave a passionate speech about how the phrase “boneless chicken wings” absolutely must be retired in Lincoln, across menus from all over the city’s many restaurants. Why??? Because he says it’s a bald-faced lie, straight up.
He makes some great points — basically, boneless chicken wings are really just mini chicken tenders … but restaurant-goers continue to live in a fantasy. He’s got some alternative names in mind — and they’re not half bad. BTW, the dude is dead serious here … or so it seems.
Laugh if you must, but don’t clip this guy’s wings just yet … clipping the name will do just fine.