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Rioter Rubbing Eyes with Onion May Be Evidence Insurrection was Premeditated

"Elizabeth from Knoxville" -- the woman who said she got maced storming the Capitol -- is being accused of using… Read More

3 years ago

Facebook Pulls Onion Ad For ‘Overtly Sexualized Positioning’

The bulbs were a little too a-peel-ing. Facebook doesn't have time to monitor hate speech when there are root vegetables… Read More

4 years ago

The Onion Trends After Attempt at Parody Becomes Eerily Accurate Trump Prediction

Critics of Donald Trump's presidency have long joked it would put The Onion out of business. But the joke became… Read More

4 years ago