Tag Archives: Horoscope

Neptune Opposition September 2019 Horoscope: How Each Sign Will Be Affected

Scroll To See More Images Hold onto your big juicy butts with BOTH HANDS because on Sept. 10, Neptune will reach opposition from the sun, bringing with it celestial intrigue and drama. But, wait, what does the sun opposite Neptune mean? Well, my friends, any time a planet is at or near opposition to the […]

Your September 2019 Horoscope Wants You to Embrace the Unknown

Scroll To See More Images Listen, this September 2019 horoscope energy is real. With summer coming to a close and autumn swiftly approaching, it’s a time for fresh beginnings. Kids are back in school, I’m teaching and drinking an unhealthy amount of coffee, and one of my students said I was pretty and had a […]

Your Weekly Horoscope (August 26-September 1, 2019): Expect the Unexpected

Scroll To See More Images According to your horoscope this week (August 26-September 1), you might not want to make plans. With four different aspects to Uranus (planet of change), we’re about to see a lot of new developments and surprises. We’ll see them particularly on Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Sunday. While all these aspects will be […]

Your Weekly Horoscope (August 12–18): These 3 Zodiac Signs May Lose Friendships This Week

Scroll To See More Images If you’re hoping your horoscope this week (August 12-18) turns out pretty mellow, then you might just be in luck, my friends! With yet more focus on Leo, Mercury (the planet of communication) moved into the fire sign at the end of last week, creating further dynamism and sparkle. And […]

Weekly Horoscope (July 29-August 2): Mercury Post-Retrograde Is Coming

Scroll To See More Images If you’re wondering whether the planetary torture that’s been the month of July is finally subsiding, the answer is yes. The reign of Mercury retrograde and eclipses is finally OVER this week—which means reading your weekly horoscope (July 29-August 2) is bound to be a lot more fun than it’s […]

Your Alpha Capricornids Meteor Shower Horoscope Is Thoroughly LIT

Scroll To See More Images From July 3 to August 15, meteor shower enthusiasts and skywatchers will rejoice as the Alpha Capricornids shower blasts across the sky. While this shower has infrequent meteors, it’s bright and also contains some FIREBALLS, which yes, I am very here for. This happens annually from early to late July, […]

July 1-7 Weekly Horoscope: A New Moon, an Eclipse & a Retrograde

Scroll To See More Images It is the year of our lord, 2019, and July is already here. I’m not entirely sure where June went, but I do know that July has arrived—with a numerological bang. (Seriously, your July 1-7 weekly horoscope is insane.) On Tuesday, July 2, the universe is delivering us a simultaneous […]

Mercury in Leo’s Meaning & Horoscope For Each Sign: June 2019

Scroll To See More Images Babies, it’s time to get LOUD. On June 26, Mercury enters Leo and its meaning will be felt by all. Mercury rules over communication, and its partnership with straight-shooting Leo is going to prove to be a great match, as communication and relationships become more direct and honest. But that’s not […]

Your Weekly Horoscope: June 24, 2019 By Zodiac Sign

Scroll To See More Images As we speed past the last week of June, my young and nubile life flashing before my eyes, I think wow. Nothing is permanent, even your June 24, 2019 weekly horoscope. There is no such thing as time—just unrelenting CHANGE. Then I pick out a moisturizer at Target and force myself […]