Tag Archives: Horoscope

January 2020 Horoscope: This Might Be the Best New Year Ever

Scroll To See More Images Ring, ring, sweet signs. Your January 2020 horoscopes are calling and not leaving a voicemail, because that is something that only doctors’ offices and serial killers do. We have a lot to look forward to this year—new, big beginnings; awakenings; and deep, transformative growth. Yes, that is true of every […]

Winter Solstice 2019 Horoscope: Things Are About to Get Dark


Scroll To See More Images Hard to believe that the winter solstice is here—but I’ve got the receipts (ahem, horoscopes) to prove it. Starting Dec. 21, the winter solstice marks not only the first official day of winter (despite how absolutely freezing it’s been for the past several weeks), it’s also the shortest day of the […]

December 2019 Full Moon in Gemini Horoscope: This One’s a Doozy


Deep breath. This coming full moon in Gemini (taking place on Dec. 12, to be exact) will hold meaning for all of the signs—and not just those with Gemini in their charts, thank you very much. The last full moon of 2019 (and subsequently, THE DECADE) might just be a doozy for all of the zodiac […]

Your November 2019 Horoscope Is Here

Scroll To See More Images Salutations, sweet signs, and get ready to unearth your November 2019 horoscope! About half of me refuses to believe that November is already here, aka holiday season, aka I’m-going-to-eat-whipped-cream-until-I-quite-literally-puke-season (because my mother makes that shit from scratch, and it’s more fulfilling than at least half of my friendships). Unfortunately, the […]

Weekly Horoscope – September 30, 2019: Intense Relationships

Scroll To See More Images Despite a slight hiccup at the beginning, your weekly horoscope (Sept. 30-Oct. 6) says you’ll be feeling inspired to connect, collaborate and socialize with others on a high level this week. But first, on Monday, Venus (planet of love) and Pluto (planet of transformation) linger together for an intense and compulsive quality. Once […]

New Moon in Libra 2019 Horoscope: This Is the Start of Something Great

Scroll To See More Images The new moon is fast approaching, and on Sept. 28, 2019’s new moon in Libra will be changing up the energy. It’s important to note that this new moon is the *only one* in Libra for 2019. And given that Libra is all about commitment and relationships—that makes it pretty […]

October 2019 Monthly Horoscope: Be Mindful of Your Thoughts

Scroll To See More Images Happy fall, sweet signs. We just celebrated the autumn equinox, and the transition to fall is now COMPLETE. We are fully here, and if my internet shopping cart is indicative of anything—we’re all ready to wear sweaters that double as blankets. Like, winter-lite, you know? Anyways, October. It’s here. The […]

Weekly Horoscope: September 23-29, 2019—Libra Season Is Here

Scroll To See More Images Get ready, the sun moves into Libra this week, putting a whole lot of focus on relationships and helpful interactions in your weekly horoscope (Sept. 23-29). And with Mercury (planet of communication) and Venus (planet of love) already in this zone, key conversations and negotiations may be easier over the next couple weeks. On Tuesday, a […]

Neptune Opposition September 2019 Horoscope: How Each Sign Will Be Affected

Scroll To See More Images Hold onto your big juicy butts with BOTH HANDS because on Sept. 10, Neptune will reach opposition from the sun, bringing with it celestial intrigue and drama. But, wait, what does the sun opposite Neptune mean? Well, my friends, any time a planet is at or near opposition to the […]

Your September 2019 Horoscope Wants You to Embrace the Unknown

Scroll To See More Images Listen, this September 2019 horoscope energy is real. With summer coming to a close and autumn swiftly approaching, it’s a time for fresh beginnings. Kids are back in school, I’m teaching and drinking an unhealthy amount of coffee, and one of my students said I was pretty and had a […]