Clayton Echard was a controversial choice to star as the next Bachelor, and even he knew it, joking that he had “eight minutes” of time on Michelle Young’s season.
He then said that he thinks he was selected because he believes in this process, which is about as terrible a scripted line as the producers have ever given someone. Yeah, they really polled all the recent guys, knowing fan favorites from Katie’s season already, and went with him because he believes. This isn’t Peter Pan!
Well, in a way it might be, because Clayton definitely put the emphasis on “fun,” reiterating it in groups and one-on-one that this is what he most wants to have this season. Sure, it’s supposed to end with him on one knee in front of his future wife, but let’s have fun along the way.
Clayton certainly put his money where his mouth is — or his mouth where is money– Look, dude started macking on all these women from the jump, and things just escalated from there when he kissed one and the others saw it going down.
He’s certainly not the first Bachelor to kiss on Night One, but he is the first Bachelor to have two women out the door before the first Rose Ceremony of the season. He also may be the first to have a woman tell others that she flat-out hates him.
It was a weird start to his journey, and one that could have easily taken him out of the spirit of “fun” he was looking for. But one look at all those beautiful ladies — and then several more looks down and up and all around — and he was back in the game!
This season also marks the debut of former Bachelor Jesse Palmer, who introduces himself as the new host of the series. Will he also be taking over Bachelorette duties from Tayshia Adams and Kaitlyn Bristowe?
He’s certainly got the charisma and charm down, really stepping into the role flawlessly (and much smoother than the ladies). At the same time, we’ve enjoyed their “girlfriends” approach, which seems to be helpful with the Bachelorette leads. We’d be for all three staying on — but alas, if a choice had to be made, Jesse seems made for this.
The “most dramatic” start to a season was (for once) not an exaggeration, as the hits started coming for Clayton even before the first limo had arrived. With him having no idea who was on his season and what was coming, one of his suitors showed up at his door.
We learned that Salley was struggling because this was supposed to be her wedding weekend. She thought this could serve as the first chapter of her next book, but instead she wasn’t emotionally done writing the last one.
Clayton, who had yet to see any of the other women, seemed to want to emphasize to her that she’s really hot and he’s really into that so shouldn’t she stay? He even went out on a limb and offered her a rose.
We’re not going to say he was insensitive to her emotional struggles, because he really seemed like he was compassionate in that moment. But he was also trying to emphasize to her that she was there and he’d really like it if he’d take this journey with him.
So the moment was both sweet and a little cringey. It also left Salley a little perplexed, as she’d gone in to say goodbye … to this man she’d never met who didn’t know she was there. Was she trying to be talked out of it, or did the producers just see a great chance for “drama”?
Either way, Salley called her mom, thought long and hard about it and ultimately left Clayton holding the rose alone in his room. Were this a cartoon it would have wilted and the petals would have started falling off.
We did, though, appreciate Clayton taking this to acknowledge that he was going to have to work for these women and couldn’t just expect them to be into him. It kind of sounds like missing the whole story Salley had just told him, but it’s a good sentiment.
Once he’d gotten the chance to meet all of the ladies who made it to the limo phase of the competition, things again took a sour turn. This time, though, we’re not sure exactly what was going on. Either this woman was really not into him, or she felt rejected and had to deflect to protect her pride.
Claire was in-your-face bold when she got her one-on-one time with Clayton, dumping on his favorite football team (with hers Washington and him declaring his the Oakland Raiders — which means he either isn’t following all that close or is in denial about their move to Las Vegas), the fact he prefers drums over flats in wings and that she beat him in cornhole (it looked close).
But what really got into her craw was when Mara came to “steal” Clayton away. Now, this is a time-honored tradition on “The Bachelor,” and Claire’s seemed to be eating up a lot of time, but her attitude soured completely after Clayton appeared uncertain what to do.
“Go,” she told him, and that was probably the last nice thing she said about or to him. As the night progressed, Claire proceeded to dump on him, saying she’d eat him alive, he’s “100 percent too nice” for him and she has no interest in dating “America’s Sweetheart.”
She even went so far as to tell a lot of the other women that she hates him, which is pretty harsh for a guy she’d just met and only shared one half of a moment with. This is where we wonder if her pride wasn’t wounded a bit at feeling rejected because Clayton wasn’t fully committed to staying with her.
Had she not gone in quite so hard, she might have had a chance at being the early season “villain,” but the “hate” word quickly got back to Clayton, thanks to Serene, who then confronted her. Of course, Claire backed down and said she didn’t hate anyone, but the next thing we know she was telling him she would “love nothing more” than to be walked out.
We didn’t see what was said up to that point, but the other women thought she was crying, which again has us wondering if this wasn’t wounded pride causing her to be prickly to protect her soft gushy insides from feelings.
Did we mention we hadn’t even made it to the Rose Ceremony. To Clayton’s credit, he was able to shake this off and move on. We have a feeling this was filmed before the online backlash reached a fever pitch, with Bachelor Nation dumping on him as hard, if not harder, than Claire.
As always, any BN season premiere is at least half about the ridiculous and over-the-top entrances. And with a triumphant return to the Bachelor mansion after four cycles away, we were hoping for obnoxious to the nth degree — boy did these women … not deliver.
It was a pretty subdued performance, overall, though we still got some memorable entrances, for better or worse.
BEST
Sierra definitely had the best line, cracking us up with her declaration that she was back from the future and was already his wife, “so you wanna just get out of here?”
WORST
We’re not sure who’s idea it was for Jane to come in and tell Clayton that she was a cougar at 33 years old! First of all, no, that’s not how that works. Second of all, it left him confused about how old she was, and what her whole deal was. Did no one learn from the “Cougar Town” debacle?
SCARIEST
Jill scared us by walking up with an urn and telling him it was the ashes of her ex-boyfriends, with a clearly implied threat if he were to not pick her. Is threatening the Bachelor on the first night the best first impression?
RISKIEST
Ivana made a bold choice with her entrance, as it was a silent one. She refused to say a word to Clayton and didn’t even hug him. Instead, she shushed him, blew him a kiss and sashayed mysteriously into the house. The risk, though, is not everyone always gets time during these nights — so if she doesn’t get time, what does have have to go on?
NAUGHTIEST
This is actually a tough one. We’ll give Dr. Kira a pass, because her lingerie was cute and not too risqué under that physician’s coat. Rianna’s joke about riding a cowgirl was definitely pushing the boundaries, but the worst has to be Gabby with Clayton’s face on a pillow because she wants to sit on a face.
Honorable mention goes to Samantha, who was apparently in such a salacious pair of bikini bottoms that she got the big black bar of censorship over them. Maybe they were bunched awkwardly?
Considering the clip teasing the upcoming season showed terrible Photoshop work on one red bikini-clad bottom and we’ve seen similar bad editing on guys in speedos or undies on this show to sanitize the *ahem* bulge, we’ve no idea what it takes to warrant a massive black bar!
Aside from Salley and Claire, seven other women did not pick up roses on the first night, including our “Riskiest” first impression, Ivana. Apparently, not talking to the Bachelor does not make a great first impression, leaving the “bar mitzvah dancer” heading home.
Jane’s “cougar” talk apparently left Clayton perplexed enough that he didn’t want to dig any deeper to find out exactly what that meant. Considering he’s 28 years old, her 33 years are basically nothing, so we’re still not sure why she made it into a thing at all.
She was joined by Daria Rose, who played off her name in her first meeting with Clayton in hopes of scoring a rose (she’ll have to settle for the one on her necklace). Hailey tried to impress him with a pickle jar, which was a cute trick, but not cute enough.
Clayton’s Midwest roots might have had something to do with him cutting both Samantha and her big black block of censorship (apparently, arriving in a bubble bath isn’t the answer), and Rianna and her cowgirl riding joke.
Probably not, though, because Gabby and her pillow are still in the house. At this point, it might just come down to who got time and who made some sort of connection. The other one out was Lindsay, who got almost zero screen time, so we don’t even have a connection with her.
Things are already moving hot and heavy this season, as Clayton broke Teddi’s vow that she would not be kissing him tonight by kissing her instead. And, on top of that, he did it in sight of the other women, who immediately started feeling the pressure.
Suddenly, a night of conversations became a night of ways to try and get the Bachelor to kiss them, including having him ask in German and just going for it. Clayton was definitely having a good time, and making some real connections outside of the makeout sessions.
Teddi had Clayton feeling some kind of way from the moment he saw her. She was the first person he kissed this season and so it’s no real surprise she got the First Impression Rose. There’s a lot of season left to go, but that’s a strong start, to be sure.
Others that stood out for us include Rachel, who Clayton said stopped him in his tracks, and Susie, who shared a sweet exchange with him where he said she might have to help him out of his comfort zone, since she thrives outside of hers.
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