Mike Tyson: I Put My Baby’s Urine In A Fake Penis To Pass Drug Tests!!

Former boxing champion Mike Tyson has revealed that he used to pass his drug tests by using his baby’s urine.

According to Mike, he used something called the “Whizzinator.”

“It was awesome, man,” Tyson said, according to MMAmania.com. “I put my baby’s urine in it. And sometimes, one time I was using my wife’s and my wife was like ‘Baby you better not hope that it comes back pregnant or something.’ And I said, ‘Nah, so we ain’t gonna use you any more, we’re gonna use the kid.'”

He recalled times some of his fellow athletes had been caught using their wife’s urine.

“That was what I was afraid of,” Tyson laughed, “I guess I heard of this happening because I was afraid of that.”

Mike will return to the boxing ring to take on former four-division champion Roy Jones Jr. inside Staples Center on November 28.

“Anything I do, I put so much into it. If I fail, I’m going to die,” he said in an Instagram video. “How many people do that? That’s what I like to do. I go all out. I play for keeps.”