Weâd like to say Jax Taylor was in rare form when he stopped by âWatch What Happens Live with Andy Cohenâ Monday night, but honestly, he was just being himself.
It was the first time he and his new wife, Brittany Cartwright, had been to the Bravo Clubhouse since getting married, which will be documented on Season 8 of âVanderpump Rules,â which debuted Monday evening.
Hereâs everything Jax said from Lisa Vanderpump making money to whether Scheana Shay is a bad kisser.
A caller asked Jax if he felt Tom Sandoval was jealous of him and Tom Schwartz for having wives â and wives who want babies â two things Ariana has said repeatedly she has no interest in.
While the caller was finishing up her question, Jax muttered to himself, ââCause she likes women,â prompting Brittany to reprimand him. âDonât say that!â
Andy, not wanting to miss the opportunity to watch Jax squirm, brought the topic to the forefront. âWhy, you think Ariana likes women?â he asked aloud. Again, Brittany bagged Jax not to go there, prompting him to apologize.
âWhat do you mean you didnât mean it?â Andy poked. âYou just said it.â
âI know, it was an accident. Iâm sorry,â Jax said with a smirk, as he let his wife try to clean up his mess. âShe likes everybody!â Brittany stated. âJust like most of us do!â
âYeah, just own it. Itâs fine. Just donât lie about it. But anyway, go ahead,â Jax added. Poor Brittany was still scrambling, but Andy was fixated on Jax. âDoes she lie about it?â he pressed his guest. Jax gave quite the telling smirk, as Brittany shouted, âNo!â and put her hand over her husbandâs face.
âDo you think thatâs whatâs happening there?â Andy wondered. âShe doesnât wanna marry Sandoval âcause she likes women?â
Jax knew he was in trouble and went into an incoherent explanation about how he doesnât appreciate Sandoval taking jabs at him over his house. As we saw during the premiere, Sandoval feels Jax always tries to âone-upâ him. But Jax told Andy that couldnât possibly be true because âhis house is bigger than mine.â
âI donât understand how Iâm trying to one-up you! Iâm married! What am I supposed to do, sit around and not start a family?!â Jax shouted rhetorically. Brittany tried to explain to Jax the situation â again, trying to play peacemaker â but he simply had no interest.
âClearly, our house is smaller than his, so I clearly didnât one-up him,â he said to Andy, who simply replied, âAlright. Well, you just said that his girlfriend is a lesbian, so what do I know?â Jax open-mouth smiled as Brittany shouted, âNo, sheâs not!â
Last season, Ariana got furious with Tom for telling all his friends about her hookup with Lala Kent. Though she confirmed the story â that he was driving when a drunk Ariana climbed into the backseat to hook up with a drunk Lala â she was upset Tom spoke about it to other people. She didnât regret the encounter, as sheâs said in the past she likes both men and women; she simply wished her boyfriend had kept it private.
And after hearing Jaxâs comments on âWWHL,â she took to Twitter to reiterate that sentiment. âi DO like women đ AND men. itâs called being bisexual. ever heard of it?â Madix wrote, adding the hashtag #thisisnthard.
i DO like women đ AND men. itâs called being bisexual. ever heard of it? #thisisnthard pic.twitter.com/bJwC0VWmZe
â Ariana âBuy My Bookâ Madix (@ariana2525) January 8, 2020
Also during the premiere, one of the showâs new cast members, Brett Caprioni, revealed in a confessional that he and Scheana Shay had already hooked up! He even went so far as to call her a bad kisser â and Jax seems to believe it.
âIâve heard it in passing over the years,â he told Andy. âWasnât the first time.â Brittany interrupted, âNo, Iâm sure Scheanaâs a great kisser!â
âListen, I was just saying I heard it!â Jax defended. âObviously, sheâs doing fine in her dating world. Sheâs dating the whole world.â
âOh, she was so upset by that,â Brittany added of Scheanaâs reaction to the comment. âSheâs redoing a whole music video and everything because of that.â
When a caller asked the couple why they havenât opened up their own bar the way Sandoval and Schwartz did with TomTom, Jax seemed to throw some shade at his boss, Lisa Vanderpump, seeming to imply that her various restaurants and bars arenât as lucrative as people think.
âRestaurants donât do well in California â Iâm sorry â donât do well in Hollywood,â he said. âI mean, Lisa can be the âexception,'â he added, using air quotes. âYes, if you look at social mediaâŠâ
He smirked and whispered his way through that last part before reiterating, âNo, not in L.A. Thereâs no money to be made. Iâd love to own something in like Florida, like a little bar or something in Florida, but in L.A.? No, no, no, no, no. Itâs too hard to make money in L.A. on a bar, and itâs super, super expensive. Very expensive.â
In typical Brittany fashion, she swooped in with her overwhelming positivity. âBut hey! Iâm glad that they think we could do a great job!â she said with a big smile. âI appreciate that!â
Then on Instagram, Jax made it clear heâs not a big fan of all of the showâs new cast members, commenting on Katie Maloneyâs photo of the series OGs, âIâm Iâll be honest, I donât like the new people except for max and Brett!!! Rest are thirst and transparent Nd I donât stand for it.â
We second Lalaâs response.
âVanderpump Rulesâ airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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