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17 Winter Accessories to Snag If You, Like Me, Are Cold All the Time

There are a lot of things I love about winter. All of that crisp air, hope of some really photogenic snow, and holiday cheer really make it a top-notch time of year. (Five stars!) The chilly weather leaves a lot of opportunities to achieve true coziness, and for that I am thankful. However, some of us need a bit of help in the winter accessories department because—how can I say this? The winter months have a tendency to turn me into a wretched, freezing wraith who is cursed to never actually be warm from November to January.

Even worse, it’s not even just a curse for me. My hero of a boyfriend tries valiantly to act as though my feet don’t feel like the stone-cold talons of some kind of glacial banshee when they brush against him while we watch ‘The Mandalorian’—but I know the truth!!! My negative body heat is truly frightening!!!!

So what are we cursed folk, who are just a tad too cold all the time, supposed to do? Until now, my answer had always been spend as much time in a hot bath as possible. But until they invent a combination bathtub-workstation, this is still an imperfect solution.

So I did the research, myself. I’ve gone ahead and done the grueling work of trawling the internet for the best winter accessories for the hopelessly cold. I hope that if we are armed with these tools, our mood rings can finally stop thinking we’re dead and our loved ones can stop recoiling from our touch as if we were actual spooky winter skeletons. Or at least we’ll be able to tolerate a mildly cool office space. Either way, a win!

Smoko Corgi Heated Slippers

Let’s start by getting those icy toes under control with these adorable, USB-powered heated slippers!

YETI Rambler 20oz Tumbler

This insulated tumbler will make sure your beverage will stay warm for as long as you need.

Marc Fisher LTD Izzie Genuine Shearling Lace-Up Boot

Oh, man. An actually cute winter boot.

Urban Outfitters Chunky Ribbed Scarf, Originally $34

Bundle up, but make it Fashion.

Free People Pippa Packable Puffer Jacket, Originally $170

The puffier you are, the warmer you are. That’s just science.

Urban Outfitters Faux Fur Earmuffs, Originally $20

Everyone could use a good pair of earmuffs, but they’re especially essential if you’re packing a set of fennec fox type ears that loose circulation instantly like mine.

Urban Outfitters Fleece-Lined Footless Tights

People will have no idea that you’re approximately 200% as comfy as you look.

XPRIT Desktop Ceramic Space Heater

You’ll never be truly warm as long as your space is cold. Think about it.

Patchology Winter Warm Up Gift Set

Merry Christmas to you. This gift set has warming treatments that will make sure your hands and feet are fully protected from the elements.

I’m here for this affordable winter accessories goodness.

Warm Wishes Faux Fur Mittens

These mittens have the dual benefits of keeping your hands warm and helping you understand what the Cookie Monster feels like. A classic win-win.

Beautyrest Heated Plush Oversized Throw

Look, we’re far past regular blankets that don’t harness electricity.

Urban Outfitters ‘Gia’ Bucket Hat

Bucket hat, but make it cozy!

Madewell Ribbed Texting Gloves

These touchscreen-friendly gloves are as cute as they are functional.

Urban Outfitters Heated Mouse Pad

Whether you work at home or in an office the risk is way too high that you’ll have to take your mouse hand out of the warm cocoon of your work shawl. Make sure your bases are covered.

Sam Edelman Suzie Puffer Bootie, Originally $180

A heeled puffer coat for your feet. Honestly, need.

Happy Natural Light

This lamp will bring the power and benefits of the sun right into your room even while the cruel winter wind howls outside, or even maybe when it’s just a little nippy out and you can’t be bothered.