Vladimir Putin
Scores 8 Goals in Hockey Game
… Against Terrified Opponents
5/10/2019 10:38 AM PDT
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It’s that time of year again … when Russian president Vladimir Putin straps on the skates and plays ice hockey with a bunch of his famous countrymen, including ex-NHL players.
And, how did ol’ Vlad do???
TOTAL DOMINATION, COMRADES!!!
14:7 – Команда Путина и Шойгу победила в гала-матче Ночной хоккейной лиги команду Звезд лиги pic.twitter.com/DlxxxuFBzm
— Дмитрий Смирнов (@dimsmirnov175) May 10, 2019
Of course, it’s easy to score on opponents who are in constant fear of being sent to the gulags … but hey, PUTIN!!!
The 66-year-old crushed his enemies right from the initial puck drop … posting 8 goals in the annual exhibition match alongside ex-NHL stars Slava Fetisov and Pavel Bure.
Hey, last year Putin only scored 5 goals — so, he’s getting better!!!
Putin’s teammate — Defense Minister Sergei Shoigu — scored 3 goals in the 14 to 7 victory.
The opposing team had some notable players, too — including Russian billionaire, Vladamir Potanin and Putin’s longtime pal, Gennady Timchenko.