Donald Trump
2 Years Were ‘Stollen’ from Me!!!
… Mmmm, Delicious
5/5/2019 3:35 PM PDT
Never has a typo from President Trump sounded so tasty as when he misspelled “stolen” to gripe about his presidency … reminding everyone of a sweet holiday treat in the process.
DT made the hilarious blunder Sunday while going on a Twitter tirade about two years of his presidency that he feels were “stollen” due to Robert Mueller‘s investigation into potential Russia collusion — which his team found no clear evidence of, BTW.
On obstruction of justice though … well, that’s a whole other can of worms.
Anyway, folks online seemed to overlook the President’s complaint and zero in on the spelling error — which brought forth an entirely different word in an entirely different context … sweet, sweet Euro bread.
Stollen is a rich German fruit and nut loaf, usually covered in powdered sugar. You’ve probably seen it around your relatives’ homes during Christmas time … it’s kind of a staple for the holiday.
Clearly, that’s not what Trump meant at all — but the dude hasn’t corrected his tweet yet. So “stollen” bread it is for the time being. The big question now … will it get as big as his other “words?”
Covfefe and stollen … now there’s a delicious pairing.