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Well, it’s confirmed — Jay Cutler sucks.
… this according to his wife Kristin Cavallari who says the ex-NFL quarterback helped to unclog her milk ducts by “sucking harder than he’s ever sucked.”
K-Cav made the statement on camera for an upcoming episode of “Very Cavallari” — when she was telling a dinner table full of friends how she solved a major breastfeeding issue.
“Major clogged ducts. Jay had to get them out for me, sucking harder than he’s ever sucked … and you know what? Saved my life.”
Jay just cracked a smile and threw up his hands as if to say, “Yeah, so what?!”
Cavallari has really introduced the public to a side of Jay nobody really knew during his 12 seasons in the NFL — when he had a reputation for being boring, introverted and the opposite of fun.
Now, he’s posing naked on the beach, blossoming into a legit reality star … and unclogging milk ducts with his face.
CUTLER!!!